"TOO OLD FOR A COMING OF AGE STORY"

By Bashful Hips

1. XXX-Mas(Empty, Hopeless, Irritable, Anxious, Guilty, Tired)

Sitting here is like,
Admitting something embarrassing,
Maybe it would better if,
I just sat here quietly…
Well what would be the fun in that?
Well the awkwardness of an anxiety attack
“Well who are you and where did you come from?”
“Being the new kid, only lasts so long”
 
My dark sense of humor,
Never really gets any better
My dark sense of humor,
Never really…
 
Well masturbation only releases the need,
To make contact with others
But something feels lost…
Lost in the in between
Maybe it’s that you aren’t between the sheets
 
My dark sense of humor,
Never really gets any better
My dark sense of humor,
Never really…
 
I can configure my words,
In a book for you to read
And I can pass it off as poetry
To sit on your shelf,
To collect dust on your shelf
Well I think I’m already there
 
My dark sense of humor,
Never really get’s any better
My dark sense of humor,
Never really...

 

2. Problems of An Atheist

The house is a mess, 
I guess that doesn’t matter when,
You’re an atheist
And I took the time and I figured myself out,
Through these numbers and equations I find
That I’m empty
But the universe is empty,
So I have a lot of time to figure these things out
 
And in May she dreams of water
 
Falsify mystery,
With eyes filled with misery
That’s company that I know well
I’m plain man with plain hands
Do you want to make a deal to start feeling?
 
And in May she dreams of water
 
And I’m as numb as the ghost,
That you’ve known since you were five years old
But I’ve never touched a spirit,
I’ve never kissed a soul,
Well that’s a lie,
But that was a long, long time ago.
 
And all year… I only dream of numbers

 

3. Dating In Class Warfare (Featuring Dark Matter Jesus)

I’ll be your SS number,
Could you make my barcode scan?
And it seems, it seems romantic to,
Those goddamn integer numbers
But they don’t know,
But they don’t know,
What it’s like,
What it’s like
 
To be a fraction of a fraction of,
Of a whole number
 
I can’t hear your words,
Over the crash of these cash registers
But if you mouth the sounds slowly
I’ll download them,
Download them directly
Decode them for any meaning
Erase human nature to see them clearly
 
To be a fraction of a fraction of,
Of a whole number
 
Looking for a decibel of meaning
Looking for a decimal of feeling
Looking for a decibel of meaning
Looking for a decimal of feeling
 
To be a fraction of a fraction of,
Of a whole number
To be a fraction of a fraction of,
Of a whole number

 

4. Dying Oceans, Poisoned Seas and You

And there’s this bird at three am
She’s singing this chaotic mumbled hymn
Something about the air,
Making her chest feel tighter
 
She no longer bothers with lovers,
Just the numbers in the leaves
And the dead memories,
That are hanging from this decrepit park tree
She says there’s something going down
Where west end meets the poor parts of town
She’s only staying up to curse the sun,
To spit on all those bankers and Wall Street traitors
She has this feeling that something going down
 
That the ocean’s planning on killing us
The ocean is planning on killing us
The ocean is planning
 
In the early light,
With nothing but white socks on
With cold whipping at her shoulder
I heard ask,
In front of the bathroom mirror
“Am I a ghost of myself?”
“Well am I a ghost of myself?”
 
“Am I unwell?”
“Well am I unwell?”
Well history folds unto it’s self
 
That the ocean’s planning on killing us
The ocean is planning on killing us
The ocean is planning

 

5. My Intentions Were Good, But Fuck Me Part I

I guess this is the age,
Where all your old friends,
They start dying
I guess this is the age,
Where you’re too old to start again,
I guess this is the age,
Where we all stop,
Where we all stop trying
 
When I put you on the train,
I hope you felt as sad as I did
And I hope you took your sweater,
And you covered your eyes and eye lids
When I put you on the train,
I hope you felt as sad as I did
And you covered your eyes and eyelids
 
And I hope someday that I’ll be the one,
Who makes you tea when you’re too upset,
To get out of bed,
And I hope someday,
We share the same last name,
And the same address,
And I hope so bad that we really meant the things we said
 
When I put you on the train,
I hope you felt as sa as I did
And I hope you took your sweater,
And you covered your eyes and eye lids
When I put you on the train,
I hope you felt as sad as I did
And you covered your eyes and eyelids
 
My best friend she said,
 “This all too sad”
And living one more day in Nashville,
Well you know I’d rather be dead
And I guess this is just the way,
That these things end
But hey, just so you know,
It doesn’t have to be this way
I really did mean all the things I said
 
I want to be the place where you rest your head
I want to be your very best friend
Yeah, I want to be your man
 
But you make me want to write you stupid fucking love poems,
You make want to say things that will make you feel uncomfortable

 

6. My Intentions Were Good, But Fuck Me Part II

There’s a lot of good looking men in Montreal,
But they have agenda’s,
They want to see you break your heel and fall
But I just want to see you in your black velvet dress
Doing the two step… and the three step…
 
Down here in cannibal city,
Where preachers put cigarettes out on the children of the needy
I’d like to be the venture capitalist who invests in your heart
And I’d like to be the flint who lights your spark
 
And you are your mothers daughter,
But you get your plans by reading the fortune of your father’s hands
 
Well I’d like to make you boring
Well I don’t want to make you boring
Well I like you because you’re boring
 
There’s a lot of good looking pins on the map on my wall
But my car is old and the transmission wants to stall
And I just want to keep moving my feet
To the memory of your heart beat
 
And down here in cannibal city,
Where they make bow ties out of dead butterfly wings
Where prophets only talk profit
And security guards, guard empty houses,
That people use to live in
 
And you are your mothers daughter,
But you get your plans by reading the fortune of your father’s hands
 
Well I’d like to make you boring
Well I don’t want to make you boring
Well I like you because you’re boring

 

7. The Deadly Depression of a Sad Salesman

I’ll be the greatest,
Goddamn jobber you’ve ever seen
Let the ref count to three,
Who cares this isn’t me
Take my mask off
Loosen the strings of my boot seams
See a sea of broken teeth
Would you touch my broken feet?
 
Well peasant life,
Never look in the eyes of a greater man’s trophy wife
I’m not pretty enough to hang out in these bars
I’ve got a weathered face and these palms are soft
 
The ghost of me,
Will be worse than lonely leaves,
Thrown against your front porch
Well the ghost of me,
Will be worse than lonely leaves,
Thrown against your front porch
 
What happens if,
If we get old or if we get sick?
And the idea of children never occurred,
Because words like security,
Are foreign to people like you and me
 
And your wrist hurts,
From your job,
As a grocery store clerk
And the loans from the education that you never completed
Have left you in a rut feeling defeated
 
My job as the salesman,
Is to sell you the dream,
But the dream now feels empty
Was it the economy or is it me?
 
The ghost of me,
Will be worse than lonely leaves,
Thrown against your front porch
Well the ghost of me,
Will be worse than lonely leaves,
Thrown against your front porch

 

8. Rocky I II and III Made Me Go Back to Therapy

Last night I got choked up, 
After the fight,
Between Rocky and Apollo
And that’s a strange thing to get emotional about
 
Inside of the fire,
Trying to embrace the shame
That we do not talk about
Creating space,
By holding the grapple
And throwing myself in and out
But I know this place,
I know it all too well
 
My friend called me and asked
How much damage should he do to himself?
I said as much as you can as long as you’re still living
 
I guess that’s the point of being human
I guess that’s the point of being human
She asked me if I’m really living,
“Well am I?”
 
Laying on the grass,
You had so much class
With your sweater tied around your waist
 
We shouldn’t of tried to recreate
We should of stayed strangers
Like a photograph,
Would you look back fondly?
 
An inopportune, awkward comment,
Defines my time of living here,
I missed my chance…
I’m thinking of taking the week off
And closing the blinds,
And locking the door
 
I guess I’m not really living
 
I guess that’s the point of being human
I guess that’s the point of being human
She asked me if I’m really living,
“Well am I?”

 

9. Doing Laundry Late on a Cold Southern City Night

And I’m not sure if I wanted to say,
Less or more now…
But depression it falls heavy on,
On the weekends
Well tell me how did you spend your weekend?
 
The rest of the week I’m so busy that I can’t comprehend how lonely I ‘am
And everything seems worse when you have to listen to your downstairs neighbor having sex
And I think of you often, I think of you quite often I, Yeah I think of you quite often
And your clenched palm, yeah I want to be inside your clenched palm
That’s slamming into everything
 
I wonder,
Do you wonder?
And I wonder if you wonder?
 
What do you do when your old car doesn’t run?
What do you do when you’re the old one?
What do you do when your old car doesn’t run?
What do you do when you’re the old one?
 
And there’s too much paint covering the hand writing on these walls
And I’ve surely given up on hanging out with the living
I just waste away in front of my television set
There’s nowhere where I really need to be
And I work on being desire less
But there’s no way in hell that,
I could know that things would feel like this
And I don’t want to be an actor on the stage
And I don’t think about any one else’s play
 
But I have this problem where,
I always feel like I’m the audience in my own life
 
And I’ve been hiding a fire in my apartment
When I go out, I put it inside my jacket pocket
And I breathe onto the kindling
To reignite it
 
What do you do when your old car doesn’t run?
What do you do when you’re the old one?
What do you do when your old car doesn’t run?
What do you do when you’re the old one?

 

10. Dead Mens Gardens Part II

I wake up tangled in bed sheets, 
With dreams,
That won’t let me go back to sleep
 
And therapy wouldn’t be a bad thing,
But the idea of getting out of bed,
Seems to me to be,
The worst idea
 
And I’ve been pushing this mood swing,
As far as it will go
But now it’s pushing back at me
 
And I’m the most unattractive comedian you’ve ever slept with,
And you’re the worst actress that I’ve ever been with
 
And I’ve stretched your name across 1,314 miles
And I’ve taken blame,
But I digest it like bile
 
And you scratched your brain,
With religion and piles of sex and cocaine
And I’ve hurt my face,
Standing and contemplating my own grave
 
And I put my face on
With mascara that has the same base
As these streets
 
It only seems to crack and break,
When I awake from your dream
 
And I’m the most unattractive comedian you’ve ever slept with,
And you’re the worst actress that I’ve ever been with
 
And broken men,
They still tend to other dead men’s gardens
And broken men,
Still tend to other dead men’s gardens
And what does that mean?
And what does that mean to you?
And what does that mean?

 

11. This Broken Gall Bladder Wants to Kill Me

There’s anniversaries and birthdays,
To mark our psychological scars
 
There’s thunder storms that work like alarm clocks
There’s therapists that won’t return my calls
And there’s calendar event’s that used to make me feel depressed
Now I’m old and I just forget
 
Now there’s a lot of love lost in the 21st century
Now that lovers fuck using pocket TV’s
And I remember the way you put your dress on,
Over those jeans
 
And I awake to the sound of,
Of a distant heart beat
 
And I will sleep, and I will dream,
On the two days that I have off
 
I got sick last night,
And man this is not the way that I want to die,
 
Alone in a room with the fan blowing
And scratching at hives
Scratching at anything behind my eyes
And trying to rid the nonsense that’s taking over my mind
 
Trying to beat this fever of doom,
Trying to beat this image of me dying,
In this room
Trying to beat this,
This fever of doom
 
And I awake to the sound of,
Of a distant heart beat
 
And I will sleep, and I will dream,
On the two days that I have off